attractive friend: ugh im so ugly
me: well what the eff does that make me then

perfect:

WIZ ONLY PUT A RING ON THAT BECAUSE SHE GOT KNOCKED UP HAHAHA haAHAHHA I CANT FRICKIN BREATH E

“The world will end the 23rd of december” lol no. This world won’t end until all Directioners have met One Direction.

vas-sappnin-babe:

yeah. WHAT SHE SAID. I will get to meet them :>

(via harryswhorehouse)